Looking for a place to stuff your face this Turkey Day without the hassle of cooking and cleaning? Look no further than The Rugby Grille in Birmingham, Michigan. This swanky spot serves a Thanksgiving feast that’ll make your grandma’s cooking look like amateur hour. (Sorry, Nana!)

Located in the heart of Birmingham, just 20 miles from downtown Detroit, The Rugby Grille is part of the fancy-pants Townsend Hotel. It’s where you might spot a celebrity or two, but don’t let that intimidate you – they’re just as likely to have gravy on their shirt as you are.

The Main Event

This year, The Rugby Grille is pulling out all the stops for Thanksgiving. They’re offering a four-course meal to make your taste buds dance happily. And the best part? You don’t have to lift a finger – except shovel food into your mouth.

The price tag is $125++ per person, which might seem steep until you remember you won’t have to spend hours scrubbing dishes or arguing with your family about who gets the last slice of pie. Plus, they’re throwing in a non-alcoholic beverage for each guest. (But let’s be real, you might want to splurge on something stronger to deal with Uncle Bob’s political rants.)

For the Kiddos

Got little ones in tow? No worries! The Rugby Grille has a special menu for guests 12 and under. Nothing says “Happy Thanksgiving” like chicken nuggets shaped like turkeys, right?

Timing is Everything

Now, here’s where it gets tricky. The Rugby Grille offers three seating times: 12:00 PM, 3:00 PM, and 6:00 PM. Choose wisely, folks. The noon seating is perfect for early birds who want to get home in time for a food coma nap. The 3:00 PM slot is ideal for those who want to sleep in but want to make it home for the big game. And the 6:00 PM option? That’s for the rebels who like to eat their Thanksgiving dinner when normal people have leftovers.

What’s on the Menu?

While we don’t have the exact 2024 menu yet, if last year’s spread is any indication, you’re in for a treat. Picture this: shrimp cocktail that’ll make you forget about that sad veggie platter you usually nibble on while waiting for the turkey. A pumpkin and sweet carrot potage that’ll warm you up faster than your favorite chunky sweater. And let’s not forget the star of the show – a roast turkey that’s so juicy, you’ll wonder why you ever settled for the dry bird your Uncle Jim insists on deep-frying every year.

But wait, there’s more! For those who think turkey is for the birds, there are options like braised beef short rib and dirty martini seared salmon. And for veggie lovers, there’s a braised butternut squash dish that’ll make you forget all about turkey.

Sweet Endings

No Thanksgiving meal is complete without dessert, and The Rugby Grille doesn’t disappoint. Last year’s options included a salted caramel apple crisp and a pumpkin praline tart. Just remember to save room – or don’t, and regret it later like the rest of us.

The Fine Print

Before you start drooling all over your phone or computer, you should know one tiny detail: reservations are required. That’s right, you can’t just roll up in your stretchy pants and expect a table. So, put down that turkey baster and pick up the phone to book your spot.

The Perfect Thanksgiving Solution

The Rugby Grille’s Thanksgiving dinner is the perfect solution for those who want all the deliciousness of a home-cooked meal without any work. It’s like having your turkey and eating it too. Plus, you get to feel fancy while doing it. Win-win!

Oh, and did we mention that this fabulous feast is included in our Thanksgiving Guide 2024? Because it is. You’re welcome.

So, whether you’re looking to impress out-of-town guests, avoid family drama, or just give yourself a break from kitchen duty, The Rugby Grille has got you covered. Just remember to wear your fancy elastic-waist pants – you’re gonna need ’em.

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